Climbing the Ficus Tree in Costa Rica’s cloud forest town of Monteverde

What is this mysterious tree and why does everybody on the tourist trail talk about it? 

Well, it is a parasite. It latches onto a ‘host’ tree (much like our beloved, Christmas garnish, mistletoe) and feeds off it’s water and nutrients, slowly growing around it, strengthening and maturing. After years of theft, the Ficus drains the life of its victim, which eventually dies. 
The host tree disintegrates. The ficus remains. Self sufficient and hollow. 

Such a blood-thirsty tree exists near the town of Monteverde. You just have to find it.  

Take note – this is the coolest, ‘activity’, Sam and I did in Costa Rica, and it is one hundred percent free.  

With our hostel’s in-depth, hand drawn map in hand, (we stayed at Monteverde Backpackers, it was comfortable, clean and they had an abundance of kitchen facilities. I highly recommend it), we had a rough idea of where we needed to go to reach the entrance to the forest; but there are no physical signs pointing you to the tree’s location. Luckily, I took a photo of the opening and drew a helpful arrow to show future travellers where to go: 


The clearing is pretty much directly opposite the Cloud Forest Lodge. Simple. 

As you make your way through the trees, be aware that you will come across ‘younger’ ficuses that have just started their journey to adulthood, gorging their way around a doomed host tree. These are not ready for you to climb. The beast you’re looking for is marked with a pink ribbon near its base. 


Pink ribbon attached to a tree nearby

This is the forest, sap-sucking, vampire you’re looking for. 

We were there during the low season, so when we arrived, we were the only two souls around. Perfect. Time for a photo shoot. 

Although this didn’t last long. We were too eager to climb the beautifully intricate bark ladder in front of us.  


Setting off up the trunk

We took one backpack between us. Necessary items, such as cameras, phones and a selfie stick, were thrown into it, while unnessary items like, water and raincoats, were discarded near the base. Sam kindly agreed to take it with her, as I am ever so slightly (cough, understatement) claustrophobic, and would have completely freaked out trying to squeeze myself through the final twists and turns towards the top of the tree.  

Sam went first, sussing out the situation. The tree itself is like a natural ladder. But some ‘steps’ are a bit steeper than others, so you need to be very aware of where you place each foot, especially when coming down.  

I’m not going to place a fluffy shroud over it by saying it is easy, because the last few hoists and heaves up through the trunk are quite strenuous. You need to have an indoor rock-climbing head on. You really need to think carefully about how to distort your body and where to place your feet in order to drag yourself up through the narrow passage.


Near the top of the tree

So the best part about this adventure, is that you don’t have to enjoy it solo. Once you’re at the top, as long as you are extremely careful, a couple of you can step out of the tunnel, and onto the canopy. I reckon you could fit three or four people up there at the most. As there was only two of us, and my travel buddy, Morgan Bear, who, as per usual, gets a free ride in the backpack, we were able to take some awesome photos of us enjoying the views of the valley over the treetops.  

Standing on top of the canopy

You don’t need a guide, you don’t need a harness, you don’t need to pay hundreds of dollars, you simply need to be fearless of heights and know how to climb. It’s like regressing back to your childhood instinct of, ‘I could totally get up there’. Granted, when you’re a kid, you often get stuck and need the help of your dad to get you down, but not this time. 


Admiring the Ficus from the terra-firma

Again, Sam went first, assessing the path ahead. Barking (excuse the pun) instructions to stop me panicking. And together, we did it. We reached terra firma, retrieved our belongings and gave a quick, friendly briefing, to a couple waiting patiently at the bottom. 

I mean, it’s not difficult to achieve, but when you’re in the middle of the forest, by yourselves, you can’t help but think about the accidents that could happen as you haul your way up through the middle of a phantom tree. But once you get past that initial fear, it is the coolest thing you can do in Costa Rica. 

All smiles after the adventure

And I repeat. It is free. 

If you do one thing in this adrenaline filled country, (and you won’t, you’ll do much more), do this.  

Just make sure you have travel insurance. 
This post was completed in Sugar Cane Hostel in Medellín, Colombia. It was written to the sound of city birds and the odd spot of traffic.

Battling the ascent of Volcán Concepción…

…then the knee-splitting descent back to terra firma. 

I had hiking boots in my backpack that were gathering cobwebs. Apart from the odd outing around some ruins and archeological sites, they hadn’t really been put to work on my trip, and I was already 4 months in.

I digitally flicked through my Lonely Planet guide and found a solution. I would go to the Island of Ometepe (Isla de Ometepe), in Nicaragua, and climb a volcano.  

During my stay in Granada, I spoke to a couple of travellers that had done it, and some that had shied away from the challenge. “Oh I just hung around the island, it was pretty.” I knew I wouldn’t personally be satisfied with this, this ‘hanging around’, not when a place oozed a presence of so much adventure. So I started gathering info. 

There were two volcanoes to choose from. One, Volcán Maderas, boasting a luscious green hike through jungle to its 1394m peak. The other, Volcán Concepción, promised a gruelling hike through forest, fields, and scrabbling up lava scree, to its 1610m peak, upon which, people have fallen to their deaths. Naturally I chose the active challenge that was Concepción. Because that’s nature. We are drawn to the dangerous. Well I am anyway. Sorry Mum. And Dad. 

View of Volcán Concepción (left) and Volcán Maderas (right), from the boat, on an unusually clear day.

I stayed in Hospedaje Central, for three nights. I spent the first two days asking the hostel if anyone had shown interest in tackling the volcano, but the response was always negative. I was recommended an agency in Moyogalpa, but for some reason, every time I went to enquire, they were closed.

Enjoying the delights of the fresh seafood on the island.

On the second night, after a day of whizzing around the island on the back of a moped, I was in luck. Six other people had shown interest in the trip for the following day. I instantly put my name down and ordered the food parcel with three litres of water for the trek ahead.

The sunset at the Punta Jesús María peninsula.

I say six, and four people were definitely up for it, but the two British lads needed a bit of convincing. A few beers and some Dutch courage sealed the deal. Their names were down and the fee was paid. As there were seven of us altogether, we got the whole day’s trek, with a guide, for $15 each. Bargain. If I had caved and booked the trip solo, it would have cost double, maybe more.

So I dusted off my hiking shoes, packed my cameras and extra snacks, and let my head hit the pillow early. My hideous alarm rang in my ear at 4:30am. A quick change into my hiking gear and I was totally ready for an egg breakfast sandwich. I still dream about that sandwich. The yolk seeping through the fresh tomato, soaking into the crusty fresh bread. The crunch of the juicy lettuce.

Sorry. I digress.

There was a bit of a mix-up with our guide and transport, so we left the hostel an hour late, but it was okay, as we were at the trailhead around 6:00am and made good time. We were a reasonably fit bunch of backpackers, considering that two of our troop, with their original intentions of an ‘early night’, were sporting unplanned hangovers. Spirits were high, though, as we trekked for twenty minutes across soft sand to the base of the volcano.

View of Volcán Concepción from a mirador (lookout) on the other side of the island.

There was a little rest-stop shop that offered the use of walking canes and the last opportunity to purchase extra supplies. I was already weighed down by more water than I would actually drink, so I simply opted for the free use of the wooden cane, topped with a carved lion’s head. Our worse-for-wear British companions decided to buy a couple of cans of Toña (Nicaraguan’s lager) to celebrate at the peak of Concepción.

And so we began.  

I enjoyed the initial chit-chat of ‘where do you live?’, ‘how long are you travelling for?’, ‘what did you study?’, etc, when suddenly we were all breathing hard and the conversations dwindled. We clambered over tree roots, hoisted ourselves up steep muddy ridges and ducked to avoid hanging branches.  

Relieved, we stopped for a quick break. Hanging off our canes and swigging water, we regained composure. Sweat was beginning to show on all our pale foreheads, glistening with flecks of mud and grit.  

“Is the pace okay?” Asked the guide. 

“Yeah, fine, good.” We all replied. 

“So how many metres have we climbed?” Someone asked. 

“About one hundred. One thousand, five hundred to go.” 

Pause. 

“Yeah, great, awesome, let’s keep going.” We mumbled. 

Crap. We thought. 

For the first six hundred metres, we continued to climb through unruly jungle, hauling ourselves through the undergrowth, occasionally panting up a set of wooden steps that had been installed to ‘aid’ with the ascent. We stopped every couple of hundred metres, just to regain control over our breathing and replenish the litres of water we were losing with each sweaty step. 

An hour and a half into the hike, and we finally emerged from the oppressive dark cave of trees and bushes, into an expanse of what I can only describe as, a vast, open, green field. I looked back to see the thicket of forest we had trudged through, and above it was our first view of Ometepe’s valley. 

View of Ometepe as we emerged from the forest.

We were lucky that the heavy morning clouds had already started to lift, teasing us with a glimpse of the blocks of fields below. Neat hedges separated each plot of land. It reminded me of where I live, in the South-West of England, where sheep and farms drench the landscape. The view would be short-lived, though, as the ascent would take us back into a canopy of thick relentless cloud.

We stopped for a much needed rest, where the guide explained the next four hundred metres of our route. We were to follow the gradual incline of the grasslands, enjoying the welcoming breeze and open space, until we reached the final part of our ascent. 

Although none of the hike was easy, the middle section did seem to take less of a toll on my already aching legs. After an hour of this ‘leisurely stroll’ we eventually came to the crux of our journey. The part we’d all heard so much about.  

“A couple of tourists died on this part last month.” Our guide helpfully informed us. “They tried to do it alone, with no tour.” 

Well at least we had that going for us. 

I stared at the forty-five degree angle of the cliff-face in front of me. I knew of a traveller, staying at our hostel, who had almost reached the summit the previous day, one hundred metres or so away. She told me that her fear was embedded in the descent. She truly felt that she would fall, and so she panicked, and turned around.  

The guide warned us that the next six hundred metres would be tough and to be extremely careful. One wrong move and we could be shooting down a slide of gravel and lava scree. But we weren’t to worry too much, because a seventy-two year old woman had completed this hike in the past. 

Gathered around the guide to receive important information.

I heard a hiss and turned around to see that a can of Toña had accidentally split, and our British friend was desperately trying to drink the liquid from the side. We all had a giggle at the premature celebration, and with renewed energy and determination, we pushed forward, leaving the safety of the spongy grass and entering the black zone of those pesky rocks and boulders.

Volcanic rocky terrain of Volcán Concepción

It wasn’t long before we had all split-up, each of us going at our own pace, being careful where to place each foot. Time was slow and I seemed to be making minimal progress. But naturally, as the clock ticks, no matter how small the step, you are progressing, edging further forward, moving with time.

In short, none of us turned back. We all slogged on, one by one, we made it to the top of the cloud covered peak. Sweat and the moisture clung to our hair. We’d made it in about four hours. I was proud of us. We took a group photo, a permanent imprint of the bond we had created while hiking up that unforgiving volcano. We ate, and laughed and conversed, all for a glorious twenty minutes. It was brief, but we relished the relief and respite. 

Our wonder-group at the summit. Proud moment.

And then it got cold. Sweat started drying on our backs and the layers we had whipped off throughout the morning, were slowly re-blanketing our bodies.

 

Proving that I conquered the summit. Accompanied by Morgan Bear. Once again, he gets a free ride.

One final look at the crater that none of us would ever see again, (unless some crazy soul felt a burning desire to re-hike the volcano, which I highly doubt), and we began the same journey in reverse; slowly.

Very slowly.

Going down is not my forte. I have terrible issues with my knees, so if I don’t descend at pace, there’s risk that they’ll just give up. This was a problem. Because pace was not an option. Not unless I wanted to plummet to my doom. Which I didn’t.

With an hour of slipping and sliding down the scree and losing my footing among the hidden loose boulders, my poor knees weren’t doing so good. Shaking and wobbly, I started to lag behind. I couldn’t even see my group anymore, which to be honest, wasn’t difficult because the cloud was still too thick to see much in front of my own face.

But I walked up the volcano, so I had to get myself down. I knew the way, and I wasn’t nervous anymore, I just focused on the repetitive task of walking sideways for stability and leaning heavily on my life saving wooden cane.

Re-emerging from the cloud during the descent. 

I won’t bore you with anymore details of the descent, because the scenery was all the same. We managed to get back to the rest-stop, as a group, in another four hours. With all the breaks throughout the day, we managed to complete the hike in nine hours. Not bad considering the danger and difficulty of the hike.

Upon our return to the hostel, we headed straight for the showers, embracing the welcoming cold, clean water (as is a norm in Nicaragua; good luck finding hot showers when travelling on a budget).

It was a bit early for bedtime, even though we all wanted it, so to keep us from taking naps that would probably last until 3am the following morning, we hung out in the hammocks, drank a couple of mojitos and dozed in the quiet of the hostel garden.

A quick meal with the new ‘family’, a cheeky piña colada, and I was done. We all were. Pyjamas on and lights out.   

Life is good. And it only gets better. 

This post was written to the tranquil sounds of birdsong in the garden area of ‘The Lion’s Bear’ restaurant in Vilcabamba, Ecuador. I had homemade fish fingers on a bed of homemade tartar sauce, with honey glazed baby carrots and wilted greens.  

Nova Scotia – Cabot Trail

No idea is an absurd idea
Just over a year ago, I stumbled upon a simple double-page spread about a road trip around the Cabot Trail in Nova Scotia.

I started informing friends and family that I would be embarking on an adventure around Cape Breton Island. After nodding, smiles and ‘wow, I’m so jealous’, I realised that not many people had even heard of it, and to be honest, neither had I until that article. It started to feel a bit like a dream that wasn’t possible, so naturally, I was determined to make it happen. But first I had a number of issues to deal with:

  1. I had never driven on the opposite side of the road
  2. I had never hired a car
  3. It would be uber expensive to do this as a solo budget traveller

I got in touch with my friend, Jeff, in Toronto. Within moments of mentioning my intentions, we’d mapped out a sixteen day tour in his little white MANUAL (British victory fist pump) Mazda 2, complete with camping equipment and an Enrique Iglesias playlist. We would drive across New England, bask in the nature of the Cabot Trail, and stop by Québec City and Montreal on the way back to Toronto. A five thousand kilometre jaunt around two nations.

We began on the East side of the island. At the entrance of the trail, you cross the border into a Cape Breton Highlands National Park. It costs $7.80 per adult per day. We received a map of the park and a ticket to display on the car’s dashboard.

Due to our time constraints and other on-the-road plans, we estimated that two days to wind our way around the coastal road would be ample, but then we opened the map. In the top left corner there are detailed descriptions about all the trails and treks we would find around the island. The explorer in me wanted to do all of them. Each one sounded unique and invited you to a different view of the park; deep forested valleys, lakes that promised moose sightings, cliffs, beaches, ocean, rivers, waterfalls. We had some choices to make.

Starting small, we parked the car and followed the Jigging Cove trail through some dense forest that surrounded a lake; gaps in the foliage teased us with views of the reflecting water. It was a hot day above the trees, and the rocky path looked reasonably undisturbed. Consciously making the effort, we trod carefully so as not to disturb basking snakes or other wildlife. Occasionally, you’d hear the leafy rustle of a fleeing critter, but other than that, the hike was quiet.


Jigging Cove

Before continuing the loop of the lake, we followed a path that opened out onto a coastal pebble beach. The sun was high and the stones lit up like pearls, clean and polished. There was no salty wind, no screeching seagulls, no muddy water, just the blue waves in front and the edge of the forest behind. We were the only people around. I stretched out on a smooth rock and closed my eyes. This was one of those, ‘I’m really doing it’, moments. I was exploring a wilderness that once seemed like an untouchable glossy picture in a magazine.


My travel buddy, Morgan Bear, was with us too

It probably won’t surprise you that my goal was to spot a moose. This meant heading to the Benjie’s Lake trail on the West side of the park, for the description was simply, Moose, boreal forest, birds. They generally appear around dawn and dusk in boggy areas, so we arrived at the trail at five o’clock in the evening. As we carefully inched our way along the path, Jeff spotted tracks. Huge fresh imprints of elongated lily pads in the soft earth. This was it. Our best chance.

My silent excitement was disturbed when we reached the outskirts of the lake and heard a tapping noise in the canopy above. Clinging to the side of a tree and using the sharp of it’s beak, was a woodpecker, chipping away at the trunk, spitting shards of bark all over us. Mesmerised by the rhythm, I watched as it jerked it’s head back and forth, determined to extract the best grub from the depths of the wood.


Woody Woodpecker

At the lake, we sat down and commenced moose-watch. We waited, occasionally whispering to each other and pointing, sharing the odd moment. The tranquility and warmth of the atmosphere drugged my eyelids. As the sun dipped below the forest and the sky dimmed, I let myself drift into what I thought was a light doze; ‘just resting my eyes’. An hour or so later, the temperature dropped and I woke up shivering. We quickly scanned Benjie’s lake. We gave up.


Mooseless, but still smiling at Benjie’s Lake

As far as the Cabot Trail is concerned, the Skyline trail is probably the one that’s on most bucket lists, and I can assure you that it does not disappoint. When the map boasts ‘dramatic headland overlooking the rugged Gulf coast’, you definitely need to add this to your itinerary.

As per usual, we decided to be different and take the path anti-clockwise, which was also the longer route. It seemed that the trail was split up into sections. At some points we were winding our way through woodland, although a lot sparser than I was expecting. Other areas were vast grasslands with bare trees. I pictured a herd charging through the habitat, or a forest fire munching its way through the foliage. But the bark was not scorched and the and the trees remained rooted. Our confusion was answered when we walked through a gated area of land. An information board explained that the wall had been built to keep the destructive moose out. Further along the trail, outside the wall, we passed a bunch of abandoned carrots on a boulder. I doubt they were there for long.

If you take the longer route, the journey to the summit is peaceful, but the paths eventually rejoin and it is quiet no more. I picked up the pace and moved towards the wooden platforms built into the side of the mountain. We had not chosen to tackle this on a clear day, and for this I was grateful. I’m sure the sight would have been just as spectacular if the sun was shining, but we were greeted by low cloud and mild winds.


Skyline summit

I walked off the safety of the platform and scrambled to the edge of a rock to watch the wispy mist as it was sucked into the valley. I stood, rigid, camera poised, waiting for that perfect image of cloud brushing against the land as it seeped back towards the sea. I turned around to find that the platforms, and stairs connecting them, had disappeared behind the fluffy veil. When the valley eventually cleared, I could see cars snaking around the mountain’s edge, the same road we had travelled a couple of hours ago. Birds emerged from their nests, looping and diving, spreading their wings and riding the breeze. The treetops reminded me of a vast green latch-hook rug that you’d want to squish your toes into on a wintery day.


Skyline

Jeff and I snapped our memories and took one last look at the natural paradise. As we walked back, we discussed what we’d seen, what we planned to research and what we loved about the Cabot Trail; all failed moose sightings were temporarily forgotten. Once we were back on the road, our spirits were high, we sang badly at the top of our voices and we returned to our highly unsuccessful moose-watch.

I love the ease and freedom of travelling on my own, but there are just some experiences that are better shared with company.

This post was written to the sound of Take That’s album III.